A Dandy Time

@dandtweets' attempts at satire, thoughts on blogosphere excess, and advice for milennials by a milennial.
This is so clef-er. 

This is so clef-er. 

(Source: thepunda)

butteredtopcorn:

I’d continue with the bread puns, but I’m worried that they’ll get stale.

But we loaf puns!

ticklemecannibal:

So you’ve heard of a unicorn, but what about a eunuch-orn?

They don’t get too horny.

sickhumor:

Pun fun.

Universal Remote holder.

sickhumor:

Pun fun.

Universal Remote holder.

adailypickupline:

She took the bait. Reel-ly, I’m not even squidding.

Looks like Yosemite Sam with a Canadian Mountie hat.

adailypickupline:

She took the bait. Reel-ly, I’m not even squidding.

Looks like Yosemite Sam with a Canadian Mountie hat.